Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Repoting live from the Jungles of CIS 103 in room 209

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am reporting from the nerd jungles of CIS 103 in the scenic Rm. 209. Here we see the various flora and fauna in lush nerd biosphere. Over here is the rare T1 cable vine plant. It creeps along the ground and often connects to the Wall Outletita, another strange and curious plant in this region. During my expedition, I have approached a small tribe of nerds called the Harrisites. Their leader is King Derr, a mighty and benevolent ruler who watches over his people. The Harrisites lives in underground dwellings known as "studio basements" They worship strange machines that hums and makes other funny noises. I haven't mastered their strange tongue, but we will call them "Mods." These "Mods" are decorated with strange markings and ornaments around them. Though they seem to be a peaceful tribe, they can quickly become war-like in a matter of seconds. One morning after a traditional Harrisite breakfast of cola and rice krispies, King Derr prepared his warriors for the attack of Moody-tooki tribe of the neighboring Rm. 406. It was majestic, the two tribes meet for battle in a large plain west of the snack bar. Then they charged, grunting and yelling with every step. As they converged in the middle of the plain, they engaged into a very large LAN party for which the Harrisites beat the Moody-tooki tribe in a game of Unreal. I have spent the last year studying with this strange and wonderful natives. I will go back to the real world a better person for it. King Derr threw a going away celebration in my honor and even gave me a "Mod" of my own. As I left, I didn't feel like I left a tribe, what I left was a family.


Hahaha, so what does everyone think about my story of the Harrisite people. Well, I wrote it based on my CIS classes. I am thinking about expanding the story further. So let me know what you think about it. Email me, at maguszxz@yahoo.com with the subject; "About the Harrisites"
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