The Ex Factor...why does it even factor?

I've been on the good and bad side of women ever since I asked out Alana after a heated game of kickball in the 3rd grade. Needless to say, I got my nuts handed to me. Women are awesome, don't get me wrong. I'm just having a hard time finding that perfect girl. Tipsy and me are doing good. Just as something good happens, there is always something crazy weird jumps off for me. With Tipsy and me, it is her ex. He is driving her nuts and got me a little worried. I am not a fan of the "crazy ex". They always pop up at the worst time. You stat vibing and feeling each other and there they are lurking in the bushes. I thank God everyday that I don't have any crazy ex girlfriends running around. I just hope that he will get a clue and meet someone else. It would be better for him and us too. I really don't like kicking a chick to the curb because of crazy family or ex's. Yet, I will boot her over the moon if it starts to get more and more dramatic than it should. I got my mom and my future to think about her. Anyway, I just needed to get this rant out of the way. I feel a bit better now. I'll get back with ya'll about some other things. See ya.